Monday, October 27, 2008
Where do weekends go?
Friday, October 24, 2008
$5.07 at Wags
Monday, October 20, 2008
Utah Drivers
E-mail from an old co-worker.... it would be funny if it weren't so true!
New Regulations in the UTAH Division of Motor Vehicle's 2008 Handbook:
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident UTAH Driver avoids using them.
2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.
4. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in your being rear-ended.
5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. Especially with California, Nevada or Arizona plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.
6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.
7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.
8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures; given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable in UTAH during rush hour.
9 Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a California driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
10 Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim
11. Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling. UTAH is the home of high-speed slalom-driving thanks to the Department of Transportation, which puts construction in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert.
12. It is tradition in UTAH to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.
13. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle thru the windshield right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.
14. Remember that the goal of every UTAH driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.
15. In UTAH, 'flipping the bird' is considered a polite salute. This gesture should always be returned. Thank You, The UTAH Motor Vehicles Commission
Reason #42
Oh, and in other news.... My good friend Stacey had her baby boy, Tiegan, a few weeks ago as well! No pictures of him either since I haven't had a chance to visit them yet but they did send me a picture on my phone that is oh so cute! He is a beautiful baby... I wish phones took better pictures so I could post it!
$800 for a windshield?!?
Thursday, October 9, 2008
1,000 marbles
(edit: my father e-mailed my mom, myself and my sister back.... his boss recieved this e-mail several years ago causing him to establish a new policy that nobody is to work on Saturdays. Goes to show how big of an impact a story like this can have on peoples lives.)
1,000 Marbles
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable.
A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the garage with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned in to one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it:
I turned the dial up in to the phone portion of the band on my ham radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning swap net. Along the way, I came across an older sounding chap, with a tremendous signal and a golden voice. You know the kind; he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business. He was telling whom-ever he was talking with something about 'a thousand marbles.' I was intrigued and stopped to listen to what he had to say
'Well, Tom, it sure sounds like you're busy with your job. I'm sure they pay you well but it's a shame you have to be away from home and your family so much. Hard to believe a young fellow should have to work sixty or seventy hours a week to make ends meet. It's too bad you missed your daughter's 'dance recital' he continued;' Let me tell you something that has helped me keep my own priorities.' And that's when he began to explain his theory of a 'thousand marbles.'
'You see, I sat down one day and did a little arithmetic. The average person lives about seventy-five years. I know, some live more and some live less, but on average, folks live about seventy-five years.
'Now then, I multiplied 75 times 52 and I came up with 3900, which is the number of Saturdays that the average person has in their entire lifetime. Now, stick with me, Tom, I'm getting to the important part.
It took me until I was fifty-five years old to think about all this in any detail', he went on, 'and by that time I had lived through over twenty-eight hundred Saturdays.' 'I got to thinking that if I lived to be seventy-five, I only had about a thousand of them left to enjoy. So I went to a toy store and bought every single marble they had. I ended up having to visit three toy stores to round up 1000 marbles I took them home and put them in side a large, clear plastic container right here in the shack next to my gear.'
'Every Saturday since then, I have taken one marble out and thrown it away. I found that by watching the marbles diminish, I focused more on the really important things in life.
There's nothing like watching your time here on this earth run out to help get your priorities straight .'
'Now let me tell you one last thing before I sign-off with you and take my lovely wife out for breakfast. This morning, I took the very last marble out of the container. I figure that if I make it until next Saturday then I have been given a little extra time. And the one thing we can all use is a little more time.'
'It was nice to meet you Tom, I hope you spend more time with your family, and I hope to meet you again here on the band. This is a 75 Year old Man, K9NZQ, clear and going QRT, good morning!'
You could have heard a pin drop on the band when this fellow signed off. I guess he gave us all a lot to think about. I had planned to work on the antenna that morning, and then I was going to meet up with a few hams to work on the next club newsletter.
Instead, I went upstairs and woke my wife up with a kiss. 'C'mon honey, I'm taking you and the kids to breakfast.' 'What brought this on?' she asked with a smile. 'Oh, nothing special, it's just been a long time since we spent a Saturday together with the kids. And hey, can we stop at a toy store while we're out? I need to buy some marbles.
A friend sent this to me, so I to you, my friend.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
7 months
For now, I just need to survive through the next 8 weeks (we're on fall break next week... woohoo!), then of course the 16 weeks of my final semester.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Halloween on Wisteria Lane
Monday, October 6, 2008
Introducing Harley!
Other than that... I'm in week 7 of fall semester which means only 8 weeks to go. We have fall break next week which I'm so very grateful for. This semester hasn't been too bad but I'm still ready for it to be over with.
As for home life... my only goals lately involve trying to do some deep cleaning and organizing. I also am trying to get up the motivation to start decorating the house some more again too. We have some great ideas but unfortunately ever single one of them involves us painting first which we aren't too thrilled about. I'm thinking that over next summer I might actually get to it since I'll be free of school, which means I'll have much more free time.
Speaking of being free of school... I go in tomorrow for my graduation review! Yippee!!
